Booker T & the MG’s
The trouble with the world is that it’s always one drink behind.
—Humphrey Bogart
Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What’s a sundial in the shade?
—Benjamin Franklin
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
—Dizzy Dean
If there is a special Hell for writers it would be in the forced contemplation of their own works.
—John Dos Passos
Television: A medium. So called because it’s neither rare nor well done.
—Ernie Kovacs
Ernie Kovacs as Percy Dovetonsils
